The Donald of Gielinor

May 2016

The Donald of Gielinor

With Donald Trump coming closer and closer to the US Presidential Nomination, the whole world is listening up. All it took for him to start his rise to power was a small loan of a million dollars from his father. You can be the Donald Trump of the RuneScape world with a small loan of a million (or a hundred million, if you so desire) of gold. Hell, you won’t even have to return the loan, the gold will be yours do to with as you please.

Now, you may ask why you need to buy gold in the first place. The truth of the matter is that farming gold is a difficult and tiring thing to do. You have to kill and loot monsters all day every day for a long time to make enough to buy something nice for your character. It may even take weeks or months. It’s much easier to just click a button and buy enough RS gold to begin your transformation into The Donald of Gielinor. It will not be easy, it will be a journey wrought with dangerous perils but you must persevere and resist the temptation to buy everything you want with the RS gold you just bought. If you did that, you would forsake your chance to rule Gielinor with an iron fist. After all, Donald invested his small loan and turned it into a fortune. You can do that too.

First, look at items everyone wants all the time in the Grand Exchange. Observe how prices change from day to day, while continuing to play the game properly. When you’re ready to make a move and start buying things that are waaaaay below their normal price, go nuts. Buy everything, wait for the price to rise, and then put it up in the Grand Exchange (GE) again. If you do it right, you should turn a nice profit, making your fortune rise.

Now, when you’re The Donald of Gielinor, it’s time to figure out what to do with your vastly increased fortune. By all means, treat yourself to that nice gear you wanted from the beginning; however, there is another option. You could sell some of that hard-earned gold of yours back to us for real-life money and continue Donald-ing the Runescape world. This may be the start of a beautiful friendship.